A comment from
a follower drew my attention to the fact
at the world is full of dirty old men and it occurred to me that they are a
much maligned species and need the same amount of love an affection as the rest
of us. Let me clarify however that I am not talking about those who interfere with the young and the otherwise vulnerable
who should be castrated then tied to the railings of any convenient public
building so we can all throw donkey poo at them.
So what is a dirty old man, or DOM to save me repeatedly
typing it? Essentially a DOM is a fourteen year old boy who happens to have stayed
that age for quite a long time now and
over the years has acquired a certain
dexterity if not polish at appreciating the pleasures of the well endowed or not
overly dressed female,
or indeed judging
by the behaviour of many DOM, any female at all not actually resident in a
twilight home.
Being unsophisticated and inexperienced a real fourteen year old boy tends to nudge his
mates and go “Phwoarre “ whenever he sees a girl in a tight tee shirt or tiny skirt,
whereas the embryonic
or junior DOM certainly thinks that but his efforts to strangle it at birth
means that it comes out in a sort of strangulated whistle. The fully fledged DOM in possession
of a bus pass and elasticated trousers (they’re so comfortable!) is happy to nudge complete strangers and give the
full phwoarre routine along with raspberry noises and uncalled for strange arm
movements.
Both fourteen year old boys and DOM spend a lot of their
thinking about all the things that they
would like to do to any passing totty
given half a chance,
but circumstances
won’t allow them to, so they deal with
this by playing with their willys in a virtuous attempt to expel all sexual thoughts, and indeed after
expelling great ribbons of something else, they tend to be free of such thoughts for at least three or
four minutes .
The big difference between fourteen year old boys and DOM
is subtle one. The boys look at provocatively
clad girls and positively revel in their near undress, dreaming of the days when
they will be just that bit older and such totty will be theirs for the taking.
This tends to be what they think about when playing with their willies .
DOM on the other hand think it quiet disgusting that these
young tartlets should be strutting the pavements making an exhibition of their pretty little
boobs and cute little bums and giving
everybody flashes of underwear when they do the bend and stretch,
and convince
themselves that:-
(a) said
strumpets would benefit from a good old fashioned across the knee spanking,
skirt up and knickers down,
and
(b) that they would be the best possible person to administer it, and as
they have a clear hour to spare before
their bus comes, way not here and now?
This tends to be what they think about
when playing with their willies.
So sincere is the advanced DOM about that that he
keeps a supply of books and magazines on
the very subject to of dealing with naughty girls be consulted on a regular
basis.
He is not entirely without cultural interests and often
can be seen browsing the window of specialist bookshops,
and often imagines that maybe he and his best friend
might expand their horizons and go off to somewhere historic and obscure together
where they can enjoy days lying on the
beach enjoying the beauties of nature,
and maybe at night split the cost of having a simple relaxing massage together,
but that is still yet to happen.
So what happens to men between being fourteen and
emerging as resplendent fully formed and battle scared DOM? Not a lot. Most of
them go through a period where they
learn to keep their politically incorrect thoughts to themselves, even though
inside they are still simmering like a pressure cooker. This is called
marriage. This rarely works for very long (whatever did I see in her?)
and then have to
endure the messy horror of the first divorce followed by the disappointment of the
second marriage which, they went into seriously believing that they had learned
from the first and that this time it would be different. It’s after the second divorce when,
like a person who has experienced a cataclysmic hangover they go round
clutching their head and chanting “Never again!” and it’s only then that all
their pent up thoughts about that secretary he once threatened to spank,
not to mention the au pair who they were certain was positively
gagging for it,
are allowed glorious release and suddenly they can be their true selves at last . Finally they can
stand outside the pub with others of their breed on a Saturday night watching all the passing totty who would all
benefit from the attentions of an older
and more experienced man, and uninhibitedly exchange
pwoarres and be happy at last.
He doesn’t know it but
the DOM is a lover of beauty, even if after all these years he still hasn’t
leaned appropriate ways of expressing it. He is a force of nature and has
illustrious forbears, Jacques Casanova, Frank Harris, Pablo Picasso, Augustus
John, and Georges Simenon to name but a few He may have a bulge in his pants and roving
hands but his heart is in the right place, and let us girls be honest, as we
sashay past a building site flashing our
thighs and our uplift bras, it wouldn’t be the same without their chorus of
approval!
The DOM is usually quite harmless as well.
ReplyDeleteThey are usually quite content with just observing. Sure there are some with the gestures, there are also some that can be quite charming and gallant and offer a nice compliment and give up their seat on the subway or bus to stand by and appreciate the flashes of thigh and look at cleavage.
I have seen girls get all puffed up with outrage, and I have seen some just smile and even let their skirt rise a bit higher than natural and put a little extra wiggle in their step.
I am sure they think the same thing that you have said. That they could do with a good spanking and seeing to for their wicked ways.
I am sure that your male readers of the advanced ages would know just how to handle a naughty tease.
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How right you are!
ReplyDeleteLiz
ReplyDeleteOk, Ok - this is a lady's directed site but hey girls come on
there are such things as the Mrs Robinson brigade out there too
for young chaps this can be great but also rather intimidating - if one only knew what one knows now how those ladies could have had the tables turned on them....................
J
OK James, God knows where I am going to find the time (my entire life seems to be on fire at the moment) I will try and do a Mrs Robinson post. Even as I type this the little grey cells are beginning to show some signs of life!
ReplyDeleteLiz
OK Elizabeth
Deletewhilst you get the fire brigade, and those chunky chaps in their, for girls, thigh quivering uniforms, to put out your present flames - you are probably too busy and i suspect not too organised either, i have time to browse and looking at 'About Me' and studying your masked picture because that surely is you, i enlaged it to see sweet piercings - now tell us what happens when you go through the security arches - total strip search for a start no doubt
ah, but one menanders
J
You are quite right James.
ReplyDeleteThough there do not appear to be as many, I have indeed seen a few dirty old ladies.
I may just end up being one myself! as I don't plan on losing a bit of interest in sexuality. :D
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