Having read my recent post on dirty old men, my
correspondent James commented that it was a bit one sided and that there were
Mrs Robinsons in this world redressing the
balance. I did wonder for a second if there was a touch of “Methinks the lady
doth protest too much” in his comment, not that for one second I thought that James was a secret female, but then I
decided that it was time to give the Mrs Robinsons of this world some
credit. After all one day, please God a long way in the future, I might well become a Mrs
Robinson myself.
For the uninitiated, in 1967 Dustin Hoffman and Anna Bancroft starred in a film called The Graduate
(yes, it was before my time too, but it’s a bit of a classic) and the central theme was Mrs Robinson, an
older woman, seducing a boy of college age and thus introducing the world to
the Mrs Robinson character, the sexually
predatory older woman.
Nothing in this world ever appears fully formed, but always
evolves and emerges from something else but the astute can generally see the
signs at an early stage. The Mrs
Robinsons of this world were once upon a time doe eyed creatures of innocence, confused by sex
and a it’s ramifications but very curious about it and eager to know more.
“Oh is THAT what a cock looks like! Gosh it’s rather wonderful isn’t it, and its getting bigger all the time. My God it’s
huge isnt it! May I touch it? I can! Oh you
are so kind. It’s very firm and twitchy isn’t it and there’s a sort of
dew drop at the tip. Is it all right if I lick it off.......?
And so on and so on.
In private she now loves to dwell on all he new and wonderful
experiences, playing them over in her mind as her inquisitive fingers recreate
the wonderful sensations she has experienced.
Before we know it the this student of the erotic arts is
a young queen of bedroom, adept in all
things arousing and pleasing and still
eager to hone her skills at every opportunity.
At this stage in her career the embryonic Mrs Robinson tends to enjoy the
company of older men as they can teach
her so much, and if that means that a little
discipline has to be exercised on her
upturned and deliciously bare bottom from time to time, it is part of her
education and she does not complain.
At this stage in her life the world is her oyster and all is kissing and pleasure and it is as if
it will never come to an end.
I her middle period she is mistress of her life,
switching from dominant to submissive at will depending on who she is with. She
is happy to be the plaything of the
dominant male and equally happy to mingle with lovers of nearer her own age.
Now confident in all aspects of love and lust, she enjoys
passing on her skills to the new breed
of up and coming sex kittens,
but if course not forgetting to teach lessons that will
not be easily forgotten.
It is at this stage that she first discovers the
pleasures of the young and uninitiated
male, the smooth faced boy with a clean hairless body but with an
appendage that is savage and
uncontrollable and apparently insatiable.
Previously her
younger but sexually sophisticated self had
dismissed them as being of no interest, but now the beauties of their
freshly formed bodies and the hunger of their new manhoods seems irresistible.
It seems to be the
perfect marriage, a woman adept in all the bedroom arts and a boy eager to learn
and experiment, and if occasionally an undignified lesson has to be learned,
well it’s the fortunes of war!
After all she’s prepared to let the right young man turn
the tables on her from time to time.
In her final stages Mrs Robinson is patient,
philosophical and sanguine. She still
has an undoubted presence and has looked after her figure well. She may not be a
girl any more but she is still a force to be reckoned with. At parties she is
to be seen hovering in corners and entertaining all around her with scandalous
stories of her past misdeeds, a glass of champagne in her hand and her eyes
constantly on the lookout for any potential young conquests. Should any come
close to the outer silk of her web, before they know it her words and charm are
enticing them further in, and without
realising what is happening to them they are being prepared as her next feast.
And all I can say is lucky them!
L
ReplyDeleteoh absolutely priceless, so perhaps one could become your muse
priceless as i say and loved the 'patient, sanguine' comment
yes well, touche, in the early Sexualle days Amber and i did wonder whether Elizabeth mightt have been a great hairy boiler man in a tutu masquerading......
oh priceless - don't you get any sleep
J
ReplyDeleteah further reflections as The Graduate, Carnaby Street/Kings Road 'swinging sixties', of my era - well in the end after having her way with our hero he ran off with her daughter !
which leads one back to an earlier posting from Elizabeth, at about the same time there was a most engaging wastrel MP who wrote a diary, no names no packdrill, and in it he confirms what was murmered that he had had his way with a certain titled lady and each of her two daughters each without knowing - i believe in the end the titled cuckold threatened to horse whip the wastrel in from of the H of P
ah, happy days
J
MPthe wastrel there was a most eng daughr !
Was that Alan Clarke? I picked up the book of his diaries at a second hand bookstall in Wells recently but have yet to get in to it properly.
ReplyDeleteAnd no, the last time I checked I was not a great hairy arsed boiler man!
Liz
James! You kidder.
ReplyDeleteWe never did so wonder that, Liz!
Wonderful post. Lovely portrayal of the evolution of feminine naivete to "cougar"
Should I be single in my later years, I have no doubt that I too would become a Mrs Robinson, and then even later, a right dirty old lady :D
amber