Liz So
what else do you want to now about us Earthlings?
Martian Well I’ve
noticed that the Earthlings with the soft faces, the ones that you call girls,
all have two round lumps on their chests. What are they?
Liz They’re
called breasts.
Martian I can see that you’ve got a pair of them
under your top. Can I have a proper look at them?
Liz No
you don’t understand. Men are only allowed to see the shape of a girl’s breasts
under her top. They’re not allowed to
see them in the flesh
Martian Why’s
that/
Liz When a man sees a girl’s bare breasts
it has a funny effect on him. There’s a
strange soft little fleshy thing between his legs that just sort of dangles
there most of the time, but when man sees a girl’s bare breasts he wants to kiss
and fondle them as well,
and
the thing between his legs gets all stiff and hard and it sticks up in the air.
Martian That sounds very painful and uncomfortable!
Liz No,
men love it. It makes them feel all happy
inside. You can normally tell when a man’s thing is sticking up because he gets
a silly smile on his face
Martian So in
fact , the more their thing...what’s it called by the way?
Liz It’s got
lots of names, way more than I can tell you, but probably the easiest name for
it is his cock.
Martian His cock
then, So the more a man’s cock is stiff and sticking up the happier he is, so presumably
he wants it to be sticking up all the time.
Liz Well sort
of, but in fact as soon as a man’s cock has gone all hard and sticking up, he’s looking
for different ways to make it go soft
and dangly again. It’s very complicated.
Martian Look,
I’ll come back to that. The thing is, if having his cock sticking up make him
happy’ and if it goes that way because he’s seen a girl’s bare breasts, surely
nice girls would let men see her breasts all the time so as to make them happy.
Liz No, quite
the opposite. Nice girls would never let a strange man see her bare breasts.
Only wicked little strumpets do that. There’s a newspaper called the Sun and
for years and years it had photographs on page three of wicked little strumpets showing their bare breasts so as to make men happy and to make
their cocks stick up.
They’ve stopped doing that now.
Martian So what
happened to all those girls?
Liz Their boyfriends
all looked at their pictures on page three and said how disgusting it was, but it still made their cocks go all stiff and
hard, so then they gave their
girlfriends a spanking for being wicked little strumpets.
Martian Spanking? What’s that?
Liz It’s when
a man sits down in a chair or on a couch and he takes a girl across his knee, pulls
up her skirt and takes down her knickers, and after telling her how much she
deserves what he’s about to do to her he
repeatedly smacks her on her bare bottom. It’s a traditional
punishment for naughty girls.
Martian That must be painful
Liz It is, but
for lot of wicked little strumpets it
makes them feel the way a man feels when his cock goes big and stiff
Martian This is so
confusing. It’s a punishment, but if the girl is a wicked little strumpet it’s
likely to make her feel all nice and
happy!
Liz Not all of
us, just some of us
Martian Us?
Liz Sorry, I meant
them!
Martian On Mars
we would call that a Freudian slip.
Liz Well
never mind that! Anyway, after spanking
his girlfriend the man’s cock is even stiffer than before so she will do things to him to help get rid of the
stiffness and at the same time he will do things to her which will sort of explode away the feelings she was
getting.
Martian And all this follows on from the wicked little strumpets allowing men to see their
bare breasts. Is there no time when nice girls let men see their bare breasts?
Liz Well if a
girl is going to a party the she will probably wear a dress that shows off a
lot of her breasts but not all of them. The grander the party the more of her breasts she will show.
Oh yes,
there’s another thing. If the girl goes on holiday to say Greece or the south of France, on the beach she will
let everybody see her bare breasts.
Martian Everybody?
Liz Oh yes.
There will be hundreds of men on the beach all of them taking sneaky looks at
her breasts and pretending not to, but
then it’s OK.
Martian So what does her boyfriend do while all these
men are looking at his girlfriend’s bare breasts with all them having their cocks go
big and stiff?
Liz He pretends not to notice , but secretly he’s quite proud that all these men
are looking at his girlfriend’s gorgeous tits.
Martian Tits?
Liz Oh that’s just another word for them. Anyway, the chances are he’ll
get out the sun oil and take ages rubbing it into his girlfriend’s tits for the
sheer pleasure of it.
Martian But as when men look at girls bare breasts
they think about kissing and fondling them which makes their cocks go all big
and stiff , doesn’t rubbing oil into them
make the boyfriends cock go even bigger and harder than ever?
Liz I’m sure it does , but the man has to
pretend that that it's not actually happening so he has to lie on his stomach for
bit, or wrap lots of towels round his middle so nobody sees.
Martian So just as nice girls don’t go round showing
their tits, men aren’t suppose to let people know that their cock has gone big
and stiff
Liz Exactly, even though everybody knows it
probably has.
Martian There’s lots of pretending that goes on down here on Earth isn’t there?
Anyway, what we haven’t dealt with is how the man’s cock can be made to go
small and soft again. Is that difficult?
Liz No it’s dead easy, and there
are lots of different ways of doing it .
The man can take his cock in his hand and rub it up and down till lots of creamy
stiff spurts out of the end.
That’s called masturbating , or sometimes wanking.
Martian Is it painful?
Liz No it feels absolutely wonderful and sweet and all sorts of nice things.
Martian But if it fees like that....? I mean , why don’t men look at girls bare breasts all the time and then get
their cocks to go big and stiff and then.....?
Liz Wank themselves off? But they do, every chance they get. Or
sometimes they get their girlfriend to do it for them,
or alternatively she can take their cock in their mouth,
ease it slowly up and down while gently sucking, and that will make the cream shoot out into their mouths.
Martian Do
the girls like doing that?
Liz Nice girls don’t, but wicked little strumpets rather enjoy it.
Martian And wicked little strumpets are the ones who
don't mind men looking at their bare breasts and who have to be spanked for it?
Fucking is the best and most enjoyable way to make the cream
shoot out of men’s cocks. What happens....
Martian No, wait a moment. So nice girls don’t do any
of these things? It’s only wicked little strumpets who show off their bare
breasts and who wank and suck their boyfriend’s big stiff cocks.
Liz Well, it’s a bit more complicated than that. When a man and a
woman...
Martian Can we cut across all this? What sort of
girl are you then? Are you a nice girl or are you a wicked little strumpet?
Liz Oh I’m definitely a nice girl!
Martian OK, but purely in the interests of my
research.....I mean, would you let me see your bare breasts just so I can get
some idea of what they really look like?
Liz Well ....I suppose in the interests of Earth/Martian relationships, just for this once I’ll pull up my tee shirt.....There ! How’s that?
Martian Phwoarre!
Liz Sorry?
Martian Phwoarre ! I don’t know what made me say that, but
phwoarre again. What lovely tits you’ve got Elizabeth. And you’re right, I do
want to fondle them and kiss them!
Liz But Martian .....Stop that!
You’re not supposed to be kissing them........but ....Oh that does feel good!
Martian But now you’ve shown me your tits, even if only for research,
doesn’t that means that technically you’re
a wicked little strumpet and I aught to
spank you.......
Liz Hey just stop that will you! Let me go you big bully! And what’s
that big thing sticking up between your legs?
Martian Oh didn’t I tell you? On Mars we have cocks
too! Now come here you little baggage.......Purely in the interests of Earth /Martian relationships I just have to give you a good spanking........
ReplyDeletean excellent tutorial, now i feel fully informed and ready for what the world will throw at me
this really should be required study for all slatterns and their beaus.....................i certainly i wish i had this guidance when i got my first long trousers.........what a Mrs Robinson Elizabeth would have been, indeed could be...........for some lucky chappy
It is an excellent tutorial. I wonder if a school board would OK it for their sex education classes? I would bet this would get the student's attention and none would cause any disruptions during this lesson!
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Liz, you should know that as men are from Mars they would of course have a cock and know all about spanking naughty girls to make their cock go hard and to make the naughty girls go all gooey.
ReplyDeleteHowever, as women are from Venus it would appear that "lessons" are in order to make sure that girls understand what they are supposed to do and what happens to them. :-)
Fun read, thanks
ReplyDeleteTruly delightful Liz. So creative and amusing.
ReplyDeleteThis one gets printed out for sure.
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Thank you all for your encouraging comments. Now I've just go to get the little grey cells working on another post for tomorrow!
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