Harry Potter re- imagined!

 

I first came across the Harry Potter films some ten years  ago staying in a cottage in  Herefordshire while having a naughty  weekend with a new boyfriend. (No I won’t start talking about that as I’ll never get this post off the ground.) A couple of DVDs of the early films were on the shelves and I’ve had a bit of a soft spot for them ever since then. The thing is of course that , yes, in their own way they can’t be improved on, but that’s not to say that they can’t be seen in a completely different light.

For example, with Ginny and Herminone and that little sex bomb Fleur de la Coeur are all grown up now, instead of being quiet little swots, they could be portrayed  more like this,

This is more like it! They could be mischievous little brats who are all too aware that their new juicy sexuality is casting  a spell all of its own on both boys and teachers alike who look at them in the corridors and halls and just know what they look like when they undress at night.

In particular when Harry Potter thinks of them he finds his magic wand growing  in power and more than ready to shoot magic fireworks from its  glowing tip.

At this stage in their lives, under their robes the girls are all wearing  underwear that would be no defence against the dark arts the boys would like to practice on them,.

and anticipating all possibilities, in the privacy of the dormitory the girls spend time practicing kissing in readiness for that moment when any boy should envelop any one of them with a little private sorcery.

Harry and the other boys  of course have their own schemes, taking advantage of the invisibility cloak to watch what  the girls are getting up to, and even use it to gain entry to the girls bathrooms where they find out more about the new spell that Ginny keeps practicing on herself.

The teachers are of course aware of what  is going on. The whole school has become a cauldron of lust  and they need to find ways of keeping  it in check.  A new teacher is taken on simply to keep the girls in order and she takes her duties very seriously .

Any girl found acting like a hussy is taken to the Hall of Humiliating Punishment and soundly spanked till it is felt that the lesson has sunk in, and if the girl is a slow learner she could find herself  for quite some time.

But the girls are at that stage in their life where being stripped naked then  spanked by a lustful lady professor  is way more fun than herbology, and in their dormitory at night they take turns to practice on each other,

but being nice girls, making it up afterwards in the sweetest possible way.

But quite separate from all this,  Professor  Dumbledore realising that Hermione Granger is potentially more advanced than all the other girls is conducting experiments with her on how to harness female sexual energy,  taking his time to find the exact secret spot where the most exciting magic happens.

It’s all getting out of hand and it’s clear that Hogwarts could easily explode unless some of these dark forces are not released. Suddenly  hurried assignations are being arranged and one by one young couples sneak off to places  such as Hagrid’s  hayloft,

or to the Forbidden Forest to do That Which Can’t Be Named, 

and no doubt they  keep on doing it till exhaustion sets in and they have to get ready for another festive dinner in The Grand Hall.

And I haven’t even mentioned that cleavage thrusting harpy Bellatrix Lestrange!. I’ll have to do a separate post  just about her!