The Slut Dress

Christmas is a time, now don’t be shocked by what I am about o say , when we celebrate Christ’s birth. Never mind that personally I don’t believe in any sort of God, the fact is that is what the whole  shebang is all about, the tree the mistletoe the pretend Santas and spending most  of our disposable income on  presents for people  we don’t really like. It’s all to do with religion.  That being the case, why is it that half the female population show how  much they care about this sacred and holy time by dressing up in their newest tightest and shortest slut dress? At least that’s how it seems. I’ve been to a number of parties over the period and the slut dress does seem to be the garment of choice for those who really want to show just how deeply religious they are.

The standard item is little more than a short length of bicycle inner tube stretched over a girl’s middle section, artfully designed to show everything at its lascivious best, neat little arse,

great lengths of lovely leg,

and elegant back.

Those who are deeply religious  and barely a hair’s breadth away from joining a nunnery go the whole hog and show as much kissable breast as they can as well for the  benefit of fellow believers, and in the process attracting a good number of worshippers of God’s beautiful things.

I just hope that these girls understand the basic rules of the slut dress namely that when you get home with whoever you go home with you really have to behave like a slut or you’ve been wasting everybody’s time (including your own.) If you’re one  of them, looking on the bright side, there’s so many ways of behaving like a slut that you never need to run out of ideas. You can get out those boobs you’ve been flaunting all evening and let  the lucky man you’re with see that  they were well worth waiting for,

and after that you can roll around on the table giving him a full on sex show,

 before starting the first stages of relieving him of that painful erection he’s had from the first moment he saw you in that  incendiary dress.

Of course, Christmas or not, what these girls must never  forget is that the punishment for dressing like a slut is not only to be treated as a slut,  but also to be soundly spanked. (It’s somewhere in the Bible I promise you.)

 And of course, the sluttier the dress the longer and more thorough the spanking has to be,

so next time you’re  at a party and you see a girl wearing one of these garments, take a pleasurable five minutes in visualising her struggling bare bottomed across the knee of her boyfriend or room mate after she gets home.

And if you’re really lucky, you might be the lucky person getting to do it.

P.S. What? Have I ever been spanked for wearing  a slut dress? I’ll leave you to make your  own decision on that one!