Let’s take it as a fact of life that a show of innocence
combined with some wanton display is as sexy as it gets, the big eyes/ no
knickers combination clearly being devised by God as a way of keeping the
world populated. That being said, is
there any bland and simple activity a girl can engage in that is free of any
sexual sub text? I know, what about the simple wholesome act of going out on a
summer’s day and riding a bike?
Absolutely not! The combination of a bike, a pretty girl
and a short dress is the unholy trinity, a mixture as potent as a nuclear bomb
and a short fuse. A bicycle is the cock teaser’s carriage of choice, and Lady
Lucifer’s limousine.
To start with just getting on and off the thing can set
off erections in a hundred yard radius.
“Could you just steady my bike for me darling?” She says
giving you a flash of her perfumed panties. “Thank you so much!” And off she
rides ready to cause mayhem and carnage on the public highway.
Instantly the
pavement is thick with tumescent men watching her lovely legs do circular
dances for their pleasure while they pray that
the wind will make mischief with her little skirt, which of course it
does which makes an exhibition of her tiny knickers.
And to make it
even worse, there are occasions when she even forgets her undergarments and the
display she gives her adoring public is as full on as it gets.
At least without
knickers she’s very easy to spank and that at least is something we can take
full advantage of when we get her back home.
So having learned her lesson, she puts on some shorts,
practical and respectable she tells us but in their own way they might even be
worse.
In these she can
get away with even more, out thrusting her cute bottom as she rides along and
even at forgetful moments stopping so she can bend down to pick up stray items.
At least back home she knows she’s gone too far, waiting
in the bedroom with her bottom enticingly bare for the punishment she knows she has brought on herself for being such a
little strumpet!
In Educating Anna, nobody rides a bike. I have to say don’t
really see Anna that way, and in one chapter when she’s on her way to a new
adventure she drives an ancient Rolls Royce with its roof down. On the other
hand, her companion, the chirpy little Mouse with her baby blonde hair and
limpid blue eyes would suit a bicycle perfectly, riding round with her tiny panties on display and a big smile on
her face.
Perhaps I should write a sequel!
The reaction to a girl riding a bike in a short skirt gets a lot of attention in the USA. I ride my bike to work on nice days while dressed in a skit or dress and always get a couple of marriage proposals. The other comments are a little more direct and not very funny but I'm use to them by now. Interestingly a few years ago my girlfriend and I rented bikes in Amsterdam and created no buzz as we cruised around with our skirts blowing in the wind. We felt since everyone rides in Holland they have seen it all, we would have had to be nude to cause a commotion.
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